*NEWS*

11/30/2010: So we're shooting a video for our song Get Loko. When? This Saturday, Dec. 4. Where? C-Squat. Who? Anyone who shows up, so come and be in it! Festivities start at 5 PM, and also feature the musical stylings of The Alienz, Bucketflush and Dog that Bites Everyone. This is the last Alienz show for a while, and Bucketflush is coming all the way from Philly. You really oughta come, chief.

6/29/2009: We have returned alive and more or less in one piece from Skatopia Bowl Bash XIV in scenic Rutland, Ohio, where we ventured with our bros Jaws and Mofongo & Iced Tea. If you enjoy fireworks, skating, punk rock bands, hillbillies, crusties, not sleeping and/or sleeping in cars/tents/on the ground and impressive levels of intoxication/inebration (or any combination/permutation thereof), we recommend it wholeheartedly. If not, then it is probably not the event for you.

2/23/2009: We've got these neat little shirts now, which you can have for the princely sum of 8 bucks apiece + $2 for shipping. Or you can just come see us, in which case it is possible that we will have them with us, if Sam remembered to bring them.

This is more or less what you'll look like in one, provided you're a female in shades and a denim skirt: (click to enlarge)

Size

5/2/2008: The Bro Show EP is out! You can download it for free here.